"Cleaned main PBA, updated software, [X] functioning correctly"
means
"It was working correctly when I got it, but maybe if I pretend I did something technical you'll go away."
"Software update requested"
means
"The phone is out of warranty if you can't remember your password, but I'm feeling generous today."
"Recommend replacing faulty battery"
means
"Most expensive battery test ever, thanks for the repair money."
[in response to x, y, and z not working]
"Replaced camera"
means
"You don't need to make up extra faults to convince us there's a problem."
[in response to 'power problem']
"Replaced speaker"
means
"The guy at the shop who logged this is an idiot."
"Did factory reset"
means
"The battery charge doesn't last more than a day because you're running 87 apps at once."
"No fault found"
means
"I am unlikely to find the reason that your phone 'shuts off' every 4-5 days in the 20 minutes I will have it. Inspecting the components didn't help, so good luck."
[in response to reception/connection problems]
"Phone is functioning correctly with two test sim cards"
means
"Try leaving your underground bunker for better reception."
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