Just Don't

I got my first one today.

I got the phone. I hit the button to summon the BER checker.

The BER checker asked "What is wrong with this phone?"

"It has liquid damage." I said.

"Where?" he asked.

"I didn't check." I said. "It smells like piss."

"I am not checking either." he said. "Authorized as BER."

The next step is that a nice call center person will call the customer
up. "You can piss on your phone if you really want to" they will say
"but don't send it to us afterward. We aren't paid enough. Now would
you like to pay the postage to have your expensive, stinky paperweight
mailed back, or not?"